I gotta take the big WHAT? I gotta take the big POOP! I GOTTA TAKE THE BIG POOP! I GOTTA TAKE THE BIG POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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Roomie, announcing that he is going to go use the restroom.
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akka akka akka AKKA AKKA AKKA AKKA AKKA
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Roomie, quoting Mars Attacks
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Man, you look like, like…some sorta Snoop Dogg-ass nigga.
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Roomie, complimenting a friend on his choice of hats
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Two students! Two measly little students! What?! That can’t be. That CAN’T be.
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Roomie, expressing surprise at how many people showed up for Basket Weaving 101.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on. Lemme just… I wanna ask you a serious, honest-to-god question here. I’m legitimately curious about this. Just answer honestly. I just wanna ask…Are you never gonna get any better at this game, dog? Like, have you hit your peak? Is this the best you can do?
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Roomie, telling a friend that it might be time to put down the controller and play a different game.
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Shots, shots, shots, shots…errybooody…DICKS, DICKS, DICKS, DICKS, DICKS DICKS, ERRYBOOOODY. ERRYBOOOODY.
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Roomie, getting fucked up
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Let’s GOOO! Let’s GOOO! Yeah, what a BEEEAST! YEEAARHH! WHAT A BEEEEAST!
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Roomie, rooting for his team in Madden.
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Man, it’s just that, you know, getting shot with BIG BLACK GUNS, you know, overwhelms me a bit, you know? Like, they’re just spraying all over me, and, man, there are so many bullets in my ass…
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Roomie, making a sexual joke, in case you didn’t catch it
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I’m gonna PISS in his SOUP.
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Roomie, explaining why he would be a terrible waiter.
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The reason you get high is like, uh, it gives you extra dopamine, and extra dopamine causes schizophrenia, dog, so like, if you get high, you get schizophrenia, dog.
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Roomie, discouraging his friend from taking a walk with Mary Jane.
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